Bad Commercials

Thursday, May 1st, 2008 by Ryan Cook posted in Funny Stuff | No Comments »

We've all seen them on TV or during the previews at the movies. Visually, there is a major disconnect between the visual aids and the message or the marketing department must have just experienced major cutbacks, because what was once supposed to be funny is now downright offensive. This is TV. So how bad does a commercial have to be to be a "bad commercial" on the radio? Yesterday I found myself listening ...

Kids Say The Funniest Things

Wednesday, April 30th, 2008 by David Wallace posted in Funny Stuff | No Comments »

A friend of mine sent me a handful of statements made by children with regards to the Bible. I hope you enjoy! Lot's Wife The Sunday School teacher was describing how Lot's wife looked back and turned into a pillar of salt, when little Jason interrupted, "My Mommy looked back once while she was driving and she turned into a telephone pole!" The Good Samaritan A Sunday school teacher was telling her class the story of the Good Samaritan.  ...

Christians Now Have No Excuse To Miss Church

Monday, February 11th, 2008 by David Wallace posted in Funny Stuff | No Comments »

We have all done it - made excuses as to why we might not attend any particular church service - whether we have actually acted on them or not. My pastor recently presented a humorous look at what a church might do in order to provide no excuse to miss church. They'd hold a special service called "No Excuse Sunday" which might look something like this. (Name of Church) Announces "No Excuse Sunday" Event To make it ...

Job Opening - Parent

Sunday, December 2nd, 2007 by Irma Wallace posted in Funny Stuff | No Comments »

This is hysterical. If it had been presented this way, I don't believe any of us would have done it!!!! Job Opening - Parent Position : Mom, Mommy, Mama, Ma Dad, Daddy, Dada, Pa, Pop Job Description : Long term, team players needed, for challenging permanent work in an, Often chaotic environment. Candidates must possess excellent communication and organizational skills as well as be willing to work variable hours, which will include evenings and weekends and frequent 24 hour shifts on call. ...

The Commercialism of Christmas

Thursday, November 29th, 2007 by David Wallace posted in Funny Stuff | 2 Comments »

I came across a revised "Twas The Month Before Christmas" poem that revels how commercialized Christmas has become in our day and age. Although I consider myself a bit of a humbug when it comes to our modern Christmas holidays, I do enjoy a few things about the Christmas season such as getting together with family and friends, the fact that some people step into a church for the first time and hear the gospel ...